Bio-In Depth

I am often described as a crazy, caring, goofy, wild, ambitious, down-to-earth, driven girl, with a plan and set goals that I am trying to attain. With that said, I am a focused, functional, fun, and family oriented person to be associated with. At the moment, I am single, and don’t have my eye out for anyone. I figure that love will eventually find its way into my life and into my heart. I am also described as a girl that never gives a fuck about anything. That is true to some extent, but I do have some control of myself. I am motivated by my friends and family’s words of encouragement and my hater’s bullshit comments that sometimes piss me off, but for the most, I don’t give a fuck! I love being the center of attention in some instances, but at other times I’d rather be left alone to get in touch with myself. I love my personal time with myself. During that I think about where I am headed in life, what I am going to do with myself, and what I plan to do in the future. I love to think about things of that sort! My life is the most precious thing that I possess. And in my lifetime, I plan to maybe get married one day (but I love the whole dating with no strings attached thing…it works best for me, but I cannot control what God has planned for me), possibly have ONE child (to spoil rotten!), and live some of the dreams that I hope for. It sounds like I have my whole life planned out, but I know some editing may be necessary!

At the moment, there are five things that a guy should know about me:

1. I am a open-minded girl that will try some things…I broaden my horizons to different things, but I have certain limitations that should not be violated or I will become hostile!

2. Like I mentioned earlier, I LOVE relationships with no strings attached. Like guys, I am not the person that will commit to myself to one person. Well…at least not now…I am still young and I am only devoted to myself at the moment, and it kind of sounds selfish, but I don’t give a damn!

3. I don’t like receiving flowers because they have no sentimental value to me. To me they are an object that guys use to hide their affection. Guys, don’t be afraid to show the true you. I don’t like when guys buy my love, you have to earn it!

4. Don’t lie! I rarely use the word hate, but I hate liars. I feel like their only motive is to hurt people. I love honesty! Honesty is another portion that is derived from a person’s character. To me, character is the way that a person displays their self, and I know a liar when I hear a lot of random bullshit that is never true. Like I always say: Be true to yourself. Don’t bullshit with yourself, be good to yourself.

5. I am a person that implements good hygiene on a day to day basis. Good hygiene also is another component that reflects your character. Please do not approach me if you haven’t performed the following tasks:

I. Brushed you damn teeth. I don’t stand for NO stinky ass breath. If you have problems of that sort, stay the hell away from me, because I will address the issue in a negative manner that will offend you, but will hopefully motivate you to tackle that problem!

II. Bathe daily. I don’t think that I can stress the matter of bad ass body odor. Musty ass niggas stay the fuck away from me! There are products that you can use to make you smell and look presentable in the eye of the public. Have enough respect for yourself to cleanse your body properly.

III. Please shave! I really don’t like the appearance of pointy hairs popping out all over your face…it’s not too attractive to me!

Things that turn me on:

Handsome Appearance: Ain’t nothing like a man that looks good at first sight!

A Charming Personality: I’m a picky person, and with guys, your personality can either make you or break you. You better step your game up!

Financially successful man: You don’t have to push a Jag and drive a Benz coupe to get my affection, but you must have some LEGAL way of supporting yourself.

A caring listener: Need I stress this issue? I you expect to listen to my conversation and I will surely do the same. Be ware, because I will quiz your ass on shit that I said earlier, and I expect for you to know the damn answer!

Understanding: A understanding person is a major turn-on. To me, a understanding person is one that can compromise, relate, and comfort me when I am going through a difficult situation.

Remembers birthdays and anniversaries: Don’t fuck up or I will be pissed for days! LOL…guys please remember important dates. Ladies love a man that can remember important things that pertain to their relationship.

Listens more than talks: Hmm…I’m not one to stress this issue mainly, but I do expect for a guy to listen as well. Don’t let me do all of the talking either, because if you read this damn far, you’ll know that I talk a lot!

Remembers to put the toilet seat down: Eww…the thought and the sight of seeing the toilet seat up. I do not like seeing that shit. I always let the toilet seat down, and if a guy uses it, I expect to see the damn toilet seat the same way that I left it. I also need to stress the issue of niggas peeing on the toilet seat. I’m not saying that accidents do not occur, but if you piss on the seat, wipe it off!

Dresses with style: I love a man that can dress. Some say that the inside is all that matter, but clothing and hairstyles (external appearances) is a guy’s/girl’s platform for their first impression on you.